She'll close the biggest listing of her life — if her family doesn't burn it down first.
Vivi Rosalia has 90 minutes to close a $4.2M listing. Her mother is smuggling a piñata into the great room. Her mother-in-law is drunk on the chaise. Her tia is playing hide-and-seek with a stuffed elk. Watch what happens when family always closes.
The Hook
Meet Vivi · 0:30
The Grandmas
Kitchen table, bilingual · 0:45
The Payoff
Family always closes · 0:34
A top-producing Latina real estate agent juggles her Colombian mother, her Irish mother-in-law, her tía-turned-roommate, a contractor husband, two very online kids — and a $4.2M listing that could change everything.
Multi-generational chaos. Big-hearted comedy. The couple you root for, the grandmothers who steal every scene, and the kids who see through everyone.
Vivi is a big-swing, physical-comedy lead — schemes, botched staging, plans that spiral in real time. Danny is the loving straight man who cleans up the mess.
Three generations under one roof, a blended Colombian-Irish household, and heart that lands in every episode's final scene.
Mama Elena. Tía Rosa. Miss Ruth. Three grandmothers, cheesecake, arepas, whiskey — the funniest recurring set on television.
Newark's #1 real estate agent, her contractor husband, two kids, three grandmothers, and the rivals who want to see her fail. Everyone lives — or shows up unannounced — at the same house.
Vivi lands the biggest listing of her career: a $4.2M North Jersey mansion with 48 hours to stage. Naturally, that's the same weekend Mama Elena's arepa business gets shut down by the health department, Tía Rosa's cardiologist boyfriend asks to move in, Miss Ruth's book club decides to hold an "estate viewing" in the actual listing, Sofia livestreams the whole thing, Mateo negotiates a side deal with the buyer's kid, Danny is trapped in the wrong crawlspace, and a piñata full of confetti explodes over an antique piano.
Family always closes.
19% of the U.S. population. 25% of moviegoers. Chronically underserved by broadcast comedy. Casa Rosalia is a mainstream family sitcom that happens to lead with a Latina — the way Modern Family led with a queer couple.
New listing every episode = new location, new client, new problem, new comedic set piece. Guest stars slot in as buyers, sellers, inspectors, neighbors. Vivi's listings drive the plot; the family drives the heart.
The Golden Girls recurring-set formula gives us the funniest room on television every episode — three grandmothers, three worldviews, one cheesecake. Endless story engine.
Bilingual dialogue (subtitled, never othered). TikTok, group chats, and Zillow drama treated as real life, not novelty. A blended household that reflects who America already is.
Pilot script, story outline, character bios, and full pitch bible — ready to send to your development team.
11-slide network-ready deck: logline, world, cast, format, why now.
"The Million Dollar Mess" — full half-hour pilot script.
Full cast breakdowns and 10-episode arc for season one.