Half-Hour Family Comedy · Pilot

Casa
Rosalia

She'll close the biggest listing of her life — if her family doesn't burn it down first.

Single-Camera · 30 min Newark, NJ 10 Episodes · Season 1
Proof of Concept — Episode 1

The Million Dollar Mess

Vivi Rosalia has 90 minutes to close a $4.2M listing. Her mother is smuggling a piñata into the great room. Her mother-in-law is drunk on the chaise. Her tia is playing hide-and-seek with a stuffed elk. Watch what happens when family always closes.

Runtime: 7:40 English + Spanish (burned captions) 1080p
Vertical Cuts

Made for Reels, Shorts & TikTok

The Hook

Meet Vivi · 0:30

The Grandmas

Kitchen table, bilingual · 0:45

The Payoff

Family always closes · 0:34

A top-producing Latina real estate agent juggles her Colombian mother, her Irish mother-in-law, her tía-turned-roommate, a contractor husband, two very online kids — and a $4.2M listing that could change everything.

The DNA

I Love Lucy meets Modern Family meets The Golden Girls.

Multi-generational chaos. Big-hearted comedy. The couple you root for, the grandmothers who steal every scene, and the kids who see through everyone.

01

The Lucy Engine

Vivi is a big-swing, physical-comedy lead — schemes, botched staging, plans that spiral in real time. Danny is the loving straight man who cleans up the mess.

02

The Modern Family Warmth

Three generations under one roof, a blended Colombian-Irish household, and heart that lands in every episode's final scene.

03

The Golden Girls Kitchen Table

Mama Elena. Tía Rosa. Miss Ruth. Three grandmothers, cheesecake, arepas, whiskey — the funniest recurring set on television.

Cast

The Rosalia-Callahan household.

Newark's #1 real estate agent, her contractor husband, two kids, three grandmothers, and the rivals who want to see her fail. Everyone lives — or shows up unannounced — at the same house.

Vivi Rosalia-Callahan
The Lead
Vivi Rosalia-Callahan
42. Top-producing Latina real estate agent. Big red-dress energy. Bigger schemes.
Danny Callahan
The Husband
Danny Callahan
44. Irish-American contractor. Steady, sardonic, and always the one holding the ladder.
The Grandmothers
The Kitchen Table
Elena, Rosa & Ruth
Three grandmothers. One kitchen. Zero filter. Arepas, leopard print, whiskey and cheesecake.
Sofia Rosalia-Callahan
The Daughter
Sofia
16. Aspiring influencer. Livestreams her family whether they consent or not.
Mateo Rosalia-Callahan
The Son
Mateo
10. Chess-obsessed. Speaks in game theory. Sees through every adult.
Carla Vásquez
The Rival
Carla Vásquez
Icy competing broker. Perfect blowout. Would sell your listing out from under you and smile.
Brody Mitchell
The Mentee
Brody Mitchell
26. Golden retriever in a blue oxford. Vivi's junior agent. Means well. Ruins everything.
Mr. Kim
The Broker
Mr. Kim
55. Vivi's broker. Quiet power. Wry smile. Watches everything, judges nothing — until he does.
The full family
Ensemble
Casa Rosalia
Three generations. One house. Family always closes.
Pilot: The Million Dollar Mess
Episode 101 · Pilot

The Million Dollar Mess.

Vivi lands the biggest listing of her career: a $4.2M North Jersey mansion with 48 hours to stage. Naturally, that's the same weekend Mama Elena's arepa business gets shut down by the health department, Tía Rosa's cardiologist boyfriend asks to move in, Miss Ruth's book club decides to hold an "estate viewing" in the actual listing, Sofia livestreams the whole thing, Mateo negotiates a side deal with the buyer's kid, Danny is trapped in the wrong crawlspace, and a piñata full of confetti explodes over an antique piano.

Family always closes.

Why Now

An underserved audience. A universal engine.

Latinx viewership is the growth market.

19% of the U.S. population. 25% of moviegoers. Chronically underserved by broadcast comedy. Casa Rosalia is a mainstream family sitcom that happens to lead with a Latina — the way Modern Family led with a queer couple.

Real estate is the perfect engine.

New listing every episode = new location, new client, new problem, new comedic set piece. Guest stars slot in as buyers, sellers, inspectors, neighbors. Vivi's listings drive the plot; the family drives the heart.

Three generations, one kitchen table.

The Golden Girls recurring-set formula gives us the funniest room on television every episode — three grandmothers, three worldviews, one cheesecake. Endless story engine.

Made for a modern audience.

Bilingual dialogue (subtitled, never othered). TikTok, group chats, and Zillow drama treated as real life, not novelty. A blended household that reflects who America already is.

Show Materials

Everything you need to greenlight.

Pilot script, story outline, character bios, and full pitch bible — ready to send to your development team.